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What is Honey Mouth Girl?
Honey Mouth Girl is the red part of your soul, the smooth part of your heart, and the EROTIC part of your brain. Our mission statement is to turn you on and do it in style.
Honey Mouth Girl is a community-built hub for erotic creations. We promote everything from erotic poetry, art, blogging, and creative writing to sex and health advice. It takes a lot to flush our cheeks, so if you’ve created a piece of erotica you want to share with the world, email it to [email protected]
The Honey Mouth Girl by PersBerri2
WHAT’S NEW IN THE HMG EROTICA WORLD?
EROTIC POETRY CORNER
I’m speechless. Not only is C.M. Poet generous enough to share her work on this site for all you lovely readers to see it, but she’s just written me a poem. And it’s fairly fucking spot on!
If you would like to read more from C.M. Poet or our other talented poets, click here.
EROTIC JOKE OF THE WEEK
A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can’t orgasm because it’s too damn hot.
They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love.
Begrudgingly, the friend submits and says yes.
After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the woman while the husband wafts the towel.
After two minutes, the woman starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.
The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, “Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel.”
What does Honey Mouth Girl have IN STORE for you?
(Besides bad puns and heaps of smut)
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SEXIEST HUMAN ON THE PLANET
I don’t think I would have gotten through the emotional struggles of my life without the music of George Michael.
He was the sexiest beast on the planet and a truly gifted singer/songwriter. His passing made me cry though I took solice in the fact that his music will live on for eternity.
We’ll always have ‘Too Funky’
George Michael 1963 - 2016
Click here to listen to his music on Spotify.
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